Monday, April 21, 2014

Warning Major Spoiler!

bagelr:

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ugly773:

An Easter traditional post.

(Source: stevemcqueened)

oldmanstephanie:

we went on a field trip to the zoo last week

ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: 

jokesmymomwouldlike:

are you ever just like “lol white people” but then you’re like “wait i am a white people”

maths-sucks:

im such a sarcastic bitch it’s beautiful

snh-snh-snh:

I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.

Then I spend time with teenagers.

And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.

gaypee:

"i’m hungry"
"you just ate"
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decibelsandpaperbacks:

This week on Tumblr:

It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.

(Source: little-blue-aeroplane)

oknope:

i followed my heart and it led me into the fridge