Warning Major Spoiler!
Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer
are you ever just like “lol white people” but then you’re like “wait i am a white people”
im such a sarcastic bitch it’s beautiful
I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.
Then I spend time with teenagers.
And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.
"you just ate"
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It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.
i followed my heart and it led me into the fridge